My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”
Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading
what did i just watch
At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.
THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG
Oh my godThis used to be the video I went to when I needed cheering up!
when you have a lot of homework and not enough time
I reblog as I tumble, while ignoring my many responsibilities
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
Guys this guy was on the slides for my posture lecture last week and I remembered this post and couldn’t hold it together.
when you see someones wing wang on omegle
Just got this text from @MirandaSingsOfficial … D: …
This is absolutely glorious.
I almost died just now.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything